Chat, my little brother and I were being weird as always and playing kiss marry ditch... I chose to marry my crush, and my little brother was like: "[name redacted] pops out of nowhere and proposes"
Being random, I say, "with a ring pop"
My little brother (who is 8 btw) says, "and [name redacted] is like 'will you marry me and suck my ring pop?'"
I ruined his innocence