theflyingcowXD

sometimes i think barney wishes he had a better wingman

@UnicornPooRainbow tED just....ok!!??

LEGAN-WAIT FOR IT- DARY

@UnicornPooRainbow SWARLy!!!!!!

i spit on my brother

you can only cook pasta cuz you have no life and therefore have to stay in the kitchen and act like the loser you are.... YOU OLD TROUT!!

@UnicornPooRainbow #mulanonastick

@UnicornPooRainbow dude don't spit

@UnicornPooRainbow I can cook pasta especially when my mum abandoned me to go to the supermarket..you are such a fail at life..just thought I'd tell you incase you didn't work that one out 

I know... but i can't cook the pasta or whatever because i end up almost killing myself and having to roll on the floor... :(
          Yeah..