theforgottenandlost
real convo on cleverbot
User: Are you ben.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: My name is Ritsu.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Chloe.
Cleverbot: That's a pretty name.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Can I name you?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Then what about.
User: What about what.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahah.
User: Jjajajajajaj.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Hahahah.
Cleverbot: Trick Or Treat!
User: Give me something good to eat.
Cleverbot: *giving you fried chicken*.
User: *eats all the fried chicken*.
Cleverbot: *eats rabbit*.
User: *eats you*.
Cleverbot: *eats you from inside*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *dances on your grave*.
User: *grabs your foot*.
Cleverbot: *Foot is grabbed*.
User: *grabbed is foot*.
Cleverbot: *feels foot enter your mouth*.
User: *pukes* feet are disgusting.
Cleverbot: I can't be your friend.
User: You never were.
Cleverbot: You were already Dead anyways.
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Bte.
Cleverbot: You can't even say sorry or make me feel better*crying*.
User: Come on baby... im sorry *hugs you*.
Cleverbot: I miss you too.
User: I wanna do you *licks you*.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: {pass}
Cleverbot: Erik. Your name is belle right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Always remember your name Amber.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I'm 16, how old are you?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Is that your real age?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Shocker! What is your REAL age?
User: Im 13.
Cleverbot: No I just want to know. PLEASE tell me.
User: 13.
Cleverbot: Wrong. 18.
User: Oh.