thefreudianslip
When life gives you lemons...throw them at your enemies and run
MightySampai
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give TAY lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’m the girl who’s gonna burn your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!!