Joined account of 4 weirdos with no life who decided over kik that we should be cool and do this. 

Hey I'm Elena (shipwrexedhood) and I'm the only one who's motivated enough to do this right now. Fun fact about me I'm not actually gay (I am in fact straight) but I'm married to Alyssa (we're in a fake relationship) BUT APPARENTLY SHE LIKES TO CHEAT ON ME. I like gay fanfics about the dorks I've fallen in love with (5sos and occasionally one direction). I need more friends because the losers I share this account with hate me. Okie that's it I'm uninteresting go read my stories on my personal bc they're pretty okay BYE! 

HI I'M ALYSSA (the-theory-of-muke)! AND APPARENTLY I LIKE CHEATING ON ELENA! I am also straight, like Elena just putting that out there. I like random stuff and gay fanfictions ;3 (you'll see I use that a lot.) LOVE ME, BE MY FRIEND I NEED FRIENDS! BYE!

ELLO! (I'm sorry) I'm Mari (mariships) the one who forced everyone into doing this *insert cute innocent face* I'm married to Sierra (love you bro) and I like cats. I'm a genderfluid flaming hot pan asexual who don't need no man. I'll also helping with the stories if we write one because I'm smart. I pretty much like 1D and 5SOS...obama loves you. I don't like people but you're probably coolio (again sorry) ((click the link and you won't be disappointed))


        Hello Mine turtle, I'm Sierra (Milk_Me_Mikey) Im Bi but dicks are gross not that you care about my opinion. I wrote this on the toilet that's why this is shit. I'm a hippopotamus and I've got noodles on my back. You can find me on club penguin, I'm the purple penguin. I have 3 wives but I only talk to two of them. Im not sure what I'm doing or how I ended up here.