@thegayoverlord2763
Dammit I hate it when I read a slur I can’t say bc then I’m saying it in my head and I feel really fucking bad
Parents really don’t like you calling them out on their bullshit
yeah they think theyre always right because theyre older and when you make a good point theyre just like ‘i said so’
On a first date
Me: *seductively eats a banana*
Me: *remembers I’m a lesbian*
Me: *seductively eats a pair of scissors*
@TheBigBackNerd lol sorry o came up with that way too quick, it’s confusing
@ch-cherry_ oml it took me too long to figure that out but thats hilarious
@thegayoverlord2763 LMAO YES
At my friends birthday yesterday I made an mpreg hat
>:D
Hi!
✨boop✨
You just got turned into a boop duck, spread the chaos and boop 5 other people.
Thank me later
(Credits to @Fizzarolli_000)
throwback to a while ago when my (cis) brother was comparing about stomach cramps and I’m just like “you could never survive being a girl”
*complaining
Mb not comparing
Shit
@TheBigBackNerd clocked lmao
*quick
long live the string counter
Is it just me or does “babe” not sound romantic? Like I’ll call everyone babe or babes, it’s just… it’s kinda like calling someone bro or smth for me idk
EXACTLY I SAY BABES ALL THE TIME (also leo core)
yeah i agree i call people babes all the time i feel like baby is more romantic
Guys I might be fucked D: last night when I was asking for more time so I could read, my dad asked to see what I’m reading and I said no and he said something along the lines of “are you reading smut” I don’t remember exactly what he said but something with smut. Broski nooo I would never I’m sooo innocent
@thegayoverlord2763 bro I feel you i watched never have I ever when I was 9 or something
@TheBigBackNerd nah I have. I don’t really like it all that much but I’ve gotten to lazy to skip it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also I used to read terrible straight smut when I was 11- bleh
@thegayoverlord2763 wait have you really never read smut
Just found out i had music that a murderer made on my playlist i can't like anything anymore
@JuicyDarling99 yeah Idrk my dad was the one who told me
@thegayoverlord2763 oh wait i remember that i think hes in jail now no?
@JuicyDarling99 the artist name was d4vd