thegodsofdestoryers

again with gears 5 i am a bit of a Unreliable narrator 
            i completed it years ago and im...Not really In a hurry or excited to Play its story again Because Kait is just....Unsufferable same with del 
            
            Hey aleast i can make there Models drones along with other modifiers to Make some of kait's
            "gIrL pOWa!" Scene's funny Like a drone telling the prime Minister to "fuck off" 
            
            The minister's reaction and Mine: https://youtu.be/iIfDo2oYezc?t=12 or bonus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFToPagD5KI

{{Yeah...there's more...Jesus}}
            
            cuz again Jd is the more interesting character and this Bs "chose who lives" Like there again a Crag's list version of Saw {damn} Fucked there writing So bad They flaked out LIKE LOOMIS! but without The redeeming/somewhat likeable element  now there trying to panhandle and give us E-day As a Apology which il take but still this story is fucked
            An Outcast who become cog solider Who is the daughter of the MAIN big BAD with hivemind powers before she cut them off creating a BASIC BITCH
            is the main character Besides JD who Went through the More Interesting ARK AND IS MARCUS'S SON but nah here's a timeskip Fuck you im done
            
            
            
            Gameplay:5/5 possibly 4/5 Now im gonna admit its unreliable idk How to feel about gears 5 Gameplay but i remember i had a blast with it and it Carried me through the storymode unlike Gears 4 {{fun fact when i went to replay gears 4 i stopped at act 4 why? well because i was so damn done with it i never continued it Till the last few days}} so il add to it when i play
            
            But why was i so sure about the story?...ask everybody the same question and you'll get the same answer It was disappointing and bad
            Different wording Same Answer

Gears 5 
            Story:0/5....Fuck this games story it was so bad and Poorly written They ran made Gears tatics and Then instantly fell back on what people actually wanted which was a E-day game...Kait is just Unlikeable Del is a Yesman who Constantly Bitches at Jd and brings up the problem Constantly instead of dropping it making Him a annoying Bitch starter and Kait....again Fuckin Mary sue syndrome without fully committing cuz the Bitch needs help half of the fucking time Disobeyed Orders and DIDN'T GET PUNISHED OR SHOT when marcus got punished and Baird nearly GOT A DEATH PENALTY but kait Gets off scott free cuz....gIrL pOwEr wow...didn't know we had Modern star war Writers in here 
            
            Co TRIED to make JD unlikeable But instead Made Del and Kait even more bitchmade then they are OH and don't get me started On the spare Jd or del...Im sorry when did you become a Budged Taletell game BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU PICK YOU GET A DIALOG CHANGE AND THE JACKIE BOY GETS A MORE DRAMATIC SAD DEATH THAT HAD MORE OF A   I M P A C T! {damn i guess they WERE a Temu Taletell's game Actions don't matter} also it was easy 
            to chose del again when JD Turned babyface {{when he's already a babyface imo cuz ya know civies were THROWING FUCKING FIRE BOMBS}} Del kept Being a Nagging asshole WHO DIDN'T PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL so fuck it i picked it up and decided to burry The noisy Fucker just Like his Non-existent CHARACTER DEVLOPMENT

Gears 4
            
            fucking horrible i wanna say more but i just finished it and insanely pissed off/Stressed out so il come back in a few days....Fuck this game's story

@lizardbrian999 
            i won't get into gears 3 spoilers so il say one thing
            
            the lambet are not fun or satisfying to fight at all
            their gore isn't...really Gorey and i know they are techically this but
            there a watered down version of the locust Fun/spoopy in narrative But gameplay There annoying and not that satisfying to fight 
            
            especially the Dredges Rip off la plaga Evolution crap 
            and again gears 3's combat is smooth fast and executions are ruthless this time around
            
            but the Longshot no longer getting ammo from crates? 
            sooo damn dumb il just use the Bolter and gnasher along with the lancer 
            
            and the last thing with all of the gears games
            
            
            Fuck their checkpoint system
            seriously hope that gets improved in E-day {Or gears 4 or 5 idk if it has changed cuz im still on gears 3}

@lizardbrian999 
            yeah that's the bs part of exclusives 
            but im doing a marathon 
            finished reloaded a few days ago and finshed Gears 2 hours ago
            
            Reloaded Fun to see marcus's story from the start BUT clunky everything felt slow stiff like in a constant slow motion i won't see myself replaying that as often
            also no bots in multiplayer killed alot of the replayablity for me
            
            Gears 2 was Faster more smooth but had a SHIT ton of Gimmicky slow parts
            stay on the moving rig,Ride the centaur,,Ride a Reaver {fun but still}
            Gunplay was again faster and more fun and had alot OF FUN popping heads with a longshot {{i swear i Hit some of their heads but it didn't register so i kinda raged at that}} also was cool to down locust grunts use them as Shields snapping there necks Or just plain old curb stomping them 
            
            and like i said before the deaths shocked me when i was younger and weirdly tai's felt slower for me as a kid but when i replayed it....it was weirdly like a bandage Like i didn't even register his suicide...weird
            also Skrol's death was just
            
            "that's it?"
            badass intro and.....dies to fall damage?.....that's some borderlands level of https://youtu.be/qt2Q0fKueHc?t=6
            
            rip Ben though that was depressing

when it comes to a Itchy Trigger finger in games

guess not
            Huh...THANK GOD im not in the mindset i was back in 2020
            
            cuz......uhh.....yeah....Yesh

@lizardbrian999 
            that rockstar won't make a physical copy until December?
            i mean....its rockstar i expected this
            
            plus im getting the ultimate version around November because il have the funds without damaging myself so...i don't really have a problem till one shows

to add a fun fact I BRACE when i throw up and try to mentally block it out as im Throwing up But what throws me off is again the feeling in my stomach to puke
            
            But its just dry coughing and Gags Until it Jumpscares me and im Left Knocked out by my own stomach 
            
            so yeah...we have fun here -_-

back then as a kid the flu used to kick my ass and i needed to get a shit ton of flu shots back in the 2010's and i fucked hate needles {{Why? trauma from Mishandling from ''Professional staff" Couldn't find the FUCKING vein and took my blood and jabbed me with a needle 4 times so....YAAAAAY}}
            
            But when i used to get sick it was the norm feel the Bile Rise from my gut and just
            Throw up Yeah it would SUCK but aleast my stomach would settle just waves of that crap but i would be fine the next day or 2 
            
            now and days if i get sick or need to throw up
            I have a reaction of basically a drunk guy Trying to throw up 
            If he drank Mostly if not all Jager 
            just constant 
            GAG GAG Dry cough dry Cough 
            feels like im gonna finally get that crap out of my system
            NOOOPE till i finally do
            
            it sucks

i am deeply hurt and traumatized by this 
            
            so im consulting with my legal consul 
            Larry the Lobster....He demands the fucking Seaweed

TLDR: Apparently using the block feature is considered Offensive so Im countersuing for larceny for forcibly taking my time away without consent