thegreediestgreed

sometimes i get all choked up over things that happened ages ago.
          evidence: today i cried over sir terry pratchett, who died a year ago.

I'm really hungry

in an alternate universe where tall people are shorter Jared Padalecki will be at an average height

I hate fandom lifestyle and this goddamn show?!?!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
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          still going to keep watching it tho. HAHAHAH hahahahahahah ha ah ah ah aha h aha haha ah aha ha ha ah aha ha ha Hana aha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH qq ha haha HAHAHHA aha ha aha h ha yeah

stab me lol I hate everything 

about me: if u ever reply to me. ever. I will die. I will fall onto the floor and flail around wildly and die, because I am allergic to attention.

actually posting a story on here. completely original multi-chaptered piece with high fantasy, warring clans, and more! wooooooo!
          
          expect the first part to be posted within 24 hours. 
          
          hallelujah amirite

if 20 gallons of ducks were to attack 1 gallon of lion who would win? the tiger or the leprechaun?

More breaking news! 
          
          The Barbie space AU is going along great! 
          
          Barbie has just gone through a traumatic experience with Ken and soon they're going to fall back in love. Meanwhile, Barbie's sister is trying to repair her relationship with Joe, Ken's second cousin. 

Coming soon:
          
          An all new, exclusive Barbie AU! This time, Barbie and her girls are going to outer space! When Ken the elusive alien (and Barbie's ex) comes along, how will Barbie cope? Whatever shall she do?