welcome to the official page of the guac squad ™


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lizy ⇉ @kevinmaIone
→ son found on the side of the road, constantly sleeping on top of washing machines.

carter ⇉ @firetotheproof
→ the guac squad father and dad joke connoisseur. only calls cris when in the bathtub. 

cris ⇉ @urnasti / @azurephan
→ the hot writer chick that's into vampires and carter.

ryan ⇉  @tgsryan
→ a living meme who probably hides a stash of eggs next to his creepy babies that he may or may not throw at his pedo neighbors.

ronnie ⇉ @plasticbxtch- / @whatsurdamage-
→ the resurrected king of ukulele and #1 fall out boy stan. you can hardly see him underneath all the band merch he wears.

gabby ⇉ @-party-poisxn-
→ watching old mcr videos and crying. probably burning a black parade flag on an altar as a sacrifice to gerard way.