Hey, you. Bloom. 🌷✨

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Product: Another Beautiful Potato. 🥔 

Occupation: Bookworm. 📖
(Don't ask me why products have occupations now idk)

Nutritional Facts:

10g Sarcasm (pf please.)
80g Sugar (real' sweet.)
50g Laughter (*slaps knee*)
90g Depth (*squints as I stare off into the sunrise*)

0% normal. :3
0% "perfect" 🤷🏽‍♀️
1000% grateful. 🙌🏽
1000000+% God's. 🙏🏽

Vitamin AH for Jamaican. Bless up. ✨
Melanin Be for kind. 💞
Vitamin C for God in everything. 🛴
Vitamin D for... gree. D-ploma. D pree. 🎓

(There's a puzzle on here you can do called my fEeLiNgS lmao don't start)

⚠️ Warning: ⚠️ 
Fragile. S o f t . Really weird. Saved. Keep out of the reach of babies. And cats. And dogs. :)

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P.S. Writing the bio is the best part honestly.