"Can I speak to the manager?"
PTA meetings are every Tuesday at six, don't tell Linda as I think she is trying to challenge my power.
"I have been waiting in this line for FIVE WHOLE MINUETS, when is my pumpkin spice latte with no milk and skimmed water going to arrive?"
"Love my God, my three children and essential oils,"
Single, looking for love, must be Christian ✝️.
I drive a Volvo mini van.
- in michael jackson's pocket
- JoinedMay 26, 2019
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i got my dick stuck in a blender...
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hey thots here's a tutorial on how to get your dick stick in a blender
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