Hi there! I'm thekingofpillowland, but you can just call me King or Pillow, if you're too lazy to use the whole thing. In fact, I encourage you to do so, for I respect the virtues of laziness, apathy, and hate of long names. Though, you are by no means limited to that, if you wish to be formal you may refer to me by my Discordian holy name: Odysseus Joseph Autolycus Atticus Hadrian the Entropic, Champion of Eris, Grandmaster of the order of the Kedaaah, Keeper of the Sacred Chao, King of Pillowland, High Wizard Knight Prophet and Messiah of Ngaaaaarrrhhh, and Emperor of the Wild Elves.
Though if you choose no to do so, I shall not fault you.

About me:

I'll say it outright, I'm an odd duck. With a cursory glance, I may seem like a typical goofball jokester, but underneath my idiot exterior, there lies a champion of Eris.
I consider myself to be blessed by the greek goddess of discord herself, and often find myself seeking her favour. (Or ire, chaos doesn't really work in a linear fashion.)
To this end, I devote myself to starting trouble, bickering senselessly, and generally making things worse for myself.
I do this with the wholehearted enthusiasm of someone who doesn't believe in the concept of consequences.
I embrace the chaos, and so should you.