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i’m horny

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i’m horny

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May’s German Teacher: “Ok... also... wir werden jetzt beginnen...”
          May over the course of the lesson: “Was?”
          “Wie bitte?”
          “Noch einmal bitte” 
          “Das hab ich nicht versteht.”
          “*breathes* WARUM BIN ICH HIER, WENN ICH NICHT VERSTEHEN KANN. ICH SOLLTE NACH HAUS GEHEN UND STERBEN DANACH.” 

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In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
          Between the crosses, row on row
          That mark our place and in the sky
          The larks, still bravely singing, fly
          Scarce heard amid the guns below
          
          We are the dead. Short days ago
          We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
          Loved and were loved, now lie
          In Flanders Fields
          
          Take up our quarrel with the foe:
          To you from falling hands we throw
          The torch; be yours to hold it high.
          If ye break faith with us who die
          We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
          In Flanders Fields
          

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Doing their routine training drills, May’s squad were split into pairs for the next drill. A tall, blonde male with piercing blue eyes approached May. He was new to the squad and upon seeing him she screamed and embraced him. “William! What the hell are you doing here!?” 
          The male laughed and put his arm around her shoulder. As the drill was being explained, he leaned and whispered something in her ear. She could barely contain her laughter.
          
          When it was their turn to use the rifles, their teamwork was unrivalled. The way they knew exactly what the other was doing just by exchanging eye contact was on another level from everyone else. They were easily the fastest team at the drill. By at least ten seconds. 
          “Whoa... they’re good.” One of the team mumbled.

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@Sir_General_A
            “That’s probably a smart idea...” She whispered. 
            “Come on, then. Let’s get back to the truck. Do you need a hand, Michael?” Will asked. 
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@Sir_General_A
            “Sir, I just wanted to say you look dashing today in your attire.” May grinned. 
            The man flushed. “Ah, thank you.”
            Will smirked as well. “We can show you the way to the base if you want.” 
            “That would would be great.” 
            May kept looking at the man, biting her lip trying not to laugh. “E-excellent. Or wunderbar a-as the case may be.” 
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@Sir_General_A
            “Show me I can tru—”
            Just as he spoke three carriers pulled up on the path, stopping by them.
            A man got out and approached them. May covered her mouth instantly, her face going red as she tried to contain her laughter. “He’s wearing a skirt..!” 
            “Can we help you?” William asked. 
            The man didn’t seem to be amused by the laughter at his kilt. “We’re looking for wee base over here. You know which one we’re talkin’ about?” He asked in a thick Scottish accent.
            “Oh right, yeah. Up the path here.” 
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