@thelastscorpio
Hey everyone.
I've been hiding this for a long time and I think it's time now for me to finally come clean. It's just become too hard to ignore recently. I'm sorry I didnt't tell you all from the start.
It was a desicion that I deeply regret and would undo if I had the ability.
I did it. It was me. I killed the dinosaurs.
Crabs
@krlsflwr WHRN THEY DO THE THING- like yEs BesTiE dO THAT SCITTLE SCUTTLE WALK CRAWL MOVE,,, i cAnt- and like Damn Girl R U Seventeen??? cUz ur th dANciN' QUEEN- RTWAJDIJWJEIEO
dude i am so sick of high waisted pants i cant even describe it.
@-witheringpoppies a) HOLY SHIT UR ALIVE b) love that 4 u bestie c) istg they cover my entire stomach and are really uncomfortable idk why
@thelastscorpio | but why they’re literally so good they help me hate myself slightly less
I love Minnesota so much but it kinda sucks ass sometimes. Cuz unless ur in the twin cities, its mostly corn. The suburbs are cool ig but there isnt much to do.
And if ur living in the corn areas, geez louise, its nothing but pro-life billboards, a few fleet farms that just spawned there all of a sudden, corn, a telephone wire or two, some lakes if ur going anywhere with a population over one person per sq. mile, probably some corn, and a car that tried diving into the dirt.
Not sure if i mentioned it yet, but theres a good deal of corn too.
Also, fuck the "pro-lifers". Im mad at them and the whole government rn. Its been like, two weeks and it still makes me sick. Educate yourselves you dumbfucks.
On a lighter note, for living in a state with so much corn, i dont eat nearly enough corn.
Currently thinking about that one time i got called a pick-me for having hazel eyes.
I'm just gonna be honest here, I don't know how to spell my middle name.
cw: caps lock(just cuz theres a lot of it lol im not kidding here friends shits gonna hit the fan if i dont chill out here)
HOLY FUCK MY FRIENDS NEW MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MAKEUP IS COMING I CANNOT DEAL RN HIPDOT YOU CANT JUST ANNOUNCE A NEW BLACKNPARADE COLLECTUON BY FORKING G-NOTING US AND THEN SAYING pReORdeR On jUly SiXtEEnTh ;))))))) ASDFGHJKL WTFFFFFF YOU OVERESRIMATE MY POWER TO WAIT TEN DAYS
I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER RN MY PONYTAIL IS THE PERFECT LEVEL OF GRUNGE WITH A FEMININE TOUCH AND GODAMMIT I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT-
My district just restricted both ao3 and wattpad on my school iPad wtffffffffff no sir those are my emotional support websites you can't just-
Would anyone like to join me during the last few hours of Pride Month 2022 to cry as we listen to girl in red and hug my dogs(who have no idea what’s going on but they’re being pet so who are they to complain)?
