thelorax_youpeasant

Eating in a car while it’s moving is so overstimulating it’s insane 

thelorax_youpeasant

Like my sauce is flying all over the car,  my fries are falling, it destroys me 
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Axxerius

Im not allowed food in my car but i hate drinking unless theres a straw cuz my parents will purposefully speed up to waterboard me
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thelorax_youpeasant

Eating in a car while it’s moving is so overstimulating it’s insane 

thelorax_youpeasant

Like my sauce is flying all over the car,  my fries are falling, it destroys me 
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Axxerius

Im not allowed food in my car but i hate drinking unless theres a straw cuz my parents will purposefully speed up to waterboard me
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hurricanesidney

hi after scientific inquiry I have concluded that you live in: Arizona, California, Colorado, Nevada, Oregon, Texas, or Utah
          
          I know that because you’ve me ruined in n out and those states are the only ones with in n out
          
          I’m so strangely determined to figure out what state you live in lol it’s like a little puzzle 

hurricanesidney

@thelorax_youpeasant damnnnn I’m sorry dude :( that sucks
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thelorax_youpeasant

This year my state had more republican voters than democrat. I’m not sure how much but I know the majority voted red. Yikes. 
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hurricanesidney

That plus with recent events, I wanna know if your state is blue or red (republican or democrat)
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thelorax_youpeasant

Paw patrol is the og crime show

thelorax_youpeasant

@Barbie_Roberts_1 gurl miraculous was the og ladybug and cat show. Paw patrol had a dispatch station, a police dog, a fireman dog, an air rescue dog. And…other dogs. 
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thelorax_youpeasant

@Axxerius no way that’s so real he obvs had favorites 
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Axxerius

LIKE WTF? AND WHY IS SKYE ALSO THERE FOR NO REASON.
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graveyrdlvr

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sorry gang got more info to share i like sayin it on this rather than my own cuz i need yalls opinions but uh, love my friend shes great but like i went to switch out of my pajama pants bc i cant wear them to school and she took 80 photos of herself yesterday and then today she stole my phone and did it again and I am protective of my phone because i got it a lot later than a lot of kids n stuff and like i dont want to be mean but its really fucking annoying me and she asked me if i was pissed and I was like yeah im really fucking pissed and we walked in silence and like i knew she was pouting it was coming off her in waves n I was mad cuz like dude, you chose to do that why you tryna act like the victim, and i tried to do that same thing to her and I like took a photo of me like flipping her off and she said she was gonna send it to my mom, like what tf do I do???

graveyrdlvr

yeah thank you dude i needed someone to like help me cuz i hate confrontation like that but it makes me so uncomfortable, ill tell you if anything happens, i really appreciate it
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thelorax_youpeasant

@graveyrdlvr I understand you don’t want to lose her. So definitely have a talk with her about what you feel comfortable with and what you don’t. If she doesn’t listen then that’s a whole other problem. But definitely tell her it makes you uncomfortable 
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thelorax_youpeasant

WAIT. Is two sisters marrying two brothers even allowed like..cause if one sister marries one brother technically the other couple are sibling in laws right?!? Like I don’t understand I’m tweaking. Like are two siblings allowed to marry two siblings…? That’s what im asking rn cause they’d be each others sibling in law 

thelorax_youpeasant

Yeah I mean I’m not judging I’m just like curious LMFAO 
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reading_at_5_am

@thelorax_youpeasant ive only talked to them once at a potluck and they seem nice enough so i dont judge but its still kinda scary
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reading_at_5_am

@thelorax_youpeasant yeah these two sisters in their twenties live on my friends street and are married to brothers and they live right next door from each other, its weird
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thelorax_youpeasant

I GOT MY PERMIT IM GONNA BE WHIPPING IT 

thelorax_youpeasant

@hurricanesidney literally it’s like a little mystery puzzle wooo, Idk where you live either i think you might’ve told me once?? But literally I don’t remember so teehee 
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hurricanesidney

@thelorax_youpeasant ohhhhh okay
            
            dammit I wish dms were still a thing because every damn day I get more and more intrigued about what state you could possibly live in
            
            I’m not putting pressure btw, just know that you’ve succeeded in confusing tf out of me
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thelorax_youpeasant

@hurricanesidney no gurl I’m still 15, I’ll be 16 in January. Here you can get your learners permit at 15 and a half and then you wait 6 months to get your actual drivers license 
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thelorax_youpeasant

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If you rape and molest someone for YEARS and then they kill you. Gurl you’re getting no remorse from me. Literally zero idc. 

NatUrLocalDummy

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@thelorax_youpeasant literally. i agree we should normalize killing your rapist because if i went through that shit idk what i’d do
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thelorax_youpeasant

@JiminsButter Awh i won’t ! I’m actually immortal so 
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JiminsButter

@thelorax_youpeasant you're so funny please don't die
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thelorax_youpeasant

LIAM FROM ONE DIRECTION IS DEAD WTH 

graveyrdlvr

@thelorax_youpeasant I MISSED OUT AND I WAS SO SAD
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thelorax_youpeasant

@graveyrdlvr THATS INSANE LMFAO WHAT. Sad. 
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thelorax_youpeasant

Forgot to thank Beyoncé for my pringles so. I’m on the list now. 

thelorax_youpeasant

@Axxerius IT WASNT GOOD ALL TOGETHER NOOO
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Axxerius

@thelorax_youpeasant YAH IT WAS GOOD UNTIL THE COTTAGE CHEESE AND MUSTARD WERE PUT TOGWTHER
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thelorax_youpeasant

@Axxerius Wth. You have a sausage, mustard and a cottage cheese just available..?
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thelorax_youpeasant

how would you scream if you saw James Charles in public