boba tea hng

(spontaneously decides to exist again)

My mom: I think Jesus was a man, who was touched by God
          Me, from the other room: like, inappropriately, or

sup nerds. new year new me. 
          
          legally the character of asyla no longer has the shapeshifting powers she had when i made her, as i was 12. because of this, i have taken on a new identity. that is the one of the boba lord.
          
          boba tea is good.

One time on YouTube I saw an ad titled "Guad the Almighty" and I misread it as "Gaud the Almighty" so I thought it was a shitpost about biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 

never played dbh but i'm pretty sure the first half of connor's story is just
          
          hank: don't eat the blood
          connor: fine
          hank: (turns around to go do something else)
          connor: time to eat some blood

Does everyone else have visceral reactions to stimboard gifs or am I just weird?

y'know i've been on youtube for a good while now (since i was a kid) and i can safely say that one of the strangest things i've ever seen is a youtuber i watch putting down the channels of his friends as "my sexy party"

bioshock infinite: here is a baseball
          me: ok
          bioshock infinite: you can throw it at the biracial couple or the asshole announcer
          me: throw it at the announcer, duh
          officers: holy shit it's the false shepherd
          me: goddamnit

Me, after finishing P5R: Wow, this is a good end credits song. Sure wish I could understand it, given that it's in Japanese, but whatever. Guess I'll just watch a subbed version.
          English lyrics: In the night where I dreamt of a dream,
          I closed my eyelids staring at you.
          If I woke up your warmth, your hand on mine and your voice too
          Would disappear together with my slumber.
          Even if we’d never meet again
          Even if the time that has passed should transform into pain
          That pain will guide me
          Towards the stars of the sky that shine above me.
          You put a stop to that sweet, sweet fairytale kingdom
          That is the distorted world where I met you,
          And you gently closed the mouth that says
          That it’s fine to accept a false happiness.
          When the morning will come and I will begin to remember
          You will be gone.
          But even if it will be painful
          I will go on and walk along the path that I’ve chosen for myself
          Towards the stars of the future I awoke into.
          Since the sadness felt in waking
          into a reality different from yesterday’s is important
          I will live on.
          Even if we would never meet again
          Even if the time that has passed should transform into pain
          That pain will go beyond the tears that flow
          And will reach our light that will float eternally in the sky.
          Me: ...okay are we SURE that royal isn't JUST a very long akeshu fanfiction

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