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The best story ever Pt. 3:
          
          Once upon a time, in the land of pootasia, there was a drag queen named Juliemon, and her husband Alexiemon. They had a drag child named Josephina. 
          
          One day, Josephina had explosive shit, so he died taking a shit. Juliemon was very happy her son died cuz she did not like him, but Alexiemon was very sad. 
          
          The next day, the drag King and Queen got a divorce cuz they don't wanna be lezbo's anymore. Then they died of explosive shit.
          
          The end ☺️