Hi there, thanks for being really cool and stopping by my profile!

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Well, my name is Alanys & I'm just a mediocre author in an app filled with better authors.

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Basically a weirdo with social anxiety who loves whales.

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Dancing like a buffoon is my specialty.

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I'm a big fan of Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, The Amazing World Of Gumball, and basically all cartoons.

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My biggest dream is to travel the world, especially Japan.

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Sailors quake at how much I curse.

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The amount of times I quote dead memes will shock you.

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My attempt at comedy is nothing shy of pathetic.

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My purity and innocence have left me for dead.

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I've never tried boba or Chick-fil-A and that honestly makes me sad. 

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