themicrophonemichi

life is soup
          i am fork

whats yalls fav flavor of concrete

wowie zowie

One more then you get 69, the 2nd best number. *1st place is 21*

please 
          ive been with 67 followers for like over a month
          get me out of my misery

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          • Angel food cake?

when stirring your drink, you should not use a cheese grater. this is because a cheese grater is too big to be used as a stirring device. instead, you can just use a bread stick

instead of using your wet spoon to add sugar to your drink and causing the sugar to clump. you can just add your drink to the sugar. this will guarantee to stop sugar sticking to your spoon.

we brother..

Its your birthday, I'm an omelette