Oh no! Guys, you gotta help me! I'm on a mission to make the most awesome Author's Description ever, but I don't know what to put here! Oh gosh, I'm freaking out! *starts panicking and running around the room* 
Gah, does this make me a bad author for not knowing what to put in the Author's Description?! Wait a second . . . *pauses momentarily and proceeds to throw question after question in your face* 
What are we even supposed to put in an Author's Description? 
Should I tell you about my annoying two brothers? 
Do I mention that I don't have any pets? 
Should I tell you that I go by my middle name? 
Or am I supposed to say that I have such a big love for Kit-Kats that loads of people call me that? 
Should I say that I love comedies, laughs, smiles, and anything that's fun, thrilling, or awesome? 
Am I supposed to tell you that I can't decide if yellow, blue, or purple should be my favorite color? 
Do I need to tell you my age of 18? 
Do I say something about my dream of becoming an online educator, counselor, businesswoman, and traveling creative? 
Or maybe my fear of loneliness, silence, and heights? 
Do I tell you that I'm better at reading than at writing? 
Or that I like playing matchmaker even though I am a single pringle for life? 
Should I mention that I absolutely love music, sports, and anything to do with the outdoors? 
SHOULD I TELL YOU I'M CRAZY BEFORE YOU ASSUME SO YOURSELF?! 
*starts running around the room and freaking out again* I can't decide! Maybe I should-- *stops again* 
Whoa! What is this? An Author's Description? Well, I guess Mission Accomplished then! *wipes sweat off brow with the back of hand and gives you a goofy smile* Thanks!