*five minutes ago*
ME: ahhh finally im done.  talking about me is harder than i thought.

Blaze: and it has nothing to do with the fact that you managed to delete it acidentally 2 times

Me: .... fuck off!  

(finger slips and 'about me' delete's it'self again... for the 3rd time)

Me: ... huh?  .... 

Blaze: (steps away)

Me: ... FUCKIN' A!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (i bash my head on the table)

*present*

yep that's what happened, and that is why my 'about me' is going to be rediculously short.  oh by the way Blaze is one of my more.... colorful caracters and enjoys speaking to me randomly... like in the middle of tests,... and while im going to the bathroom... ya know odd times like that.

any way here are three things you ablolutely need to know about me.

1) i like cheese
2) my first language is english, but i know alot of German and random Japanese words (specifically titles and honorifics) so if you are confused i'll probubly post some sort of translation thingy with the words i use alot
3) I AM NOT GAY.  apparently i dress gay, talk gay, love gay people (i don't see how this is relevent but it is brought up in every depate of my gayness.)  and acording to my friend darek i even act BY.  but i'm not.  let's get that out of the way.
4) i love shojo and shonen ai just as much as Het so i will have that sort of thing in my stories,  if that's not your cup o' moca, or your  a screaming Homophobe i sugest you leave now.

Blaze: heeeeeey do you even have a bxb couple

well i was thinking of putting Lance and Luka together

Blaze:no

why not?

Blaze: cause.

...alright it was only an option any way.... we do have to find something to do with gregori though.  

Blaze:  i think you should put Luka with Alex

...... *nosebleed*  holy Fuck that's hot!!!!  (despite conversations like this i don't write, read, or watch any form of smut.... got it!  no hochie chouchie!)