I arrive at your house; holding the white cloth over my head, and my pumpkin close to my chest.
Ding dong, bing bong.
You open the door with a confused look on your face.
"Why are you wearing a ghost costume? It's the middle of July!"
"Well, I made a new spooky book for you! But if you don't want it, I'm just gonna go del-"
As soon as I said 'new spooky book', your eyes were like saucers, but your mouth gave an annoyed response.
"Is this a joke? Stop messing with my feelings! They're not something you can just play with!"
"First, this isn't a joke; second, I haven't even STARTED messing with you and your little feelings; third, they are something I can play with — if that's what I intend."
You groaned. "I'm not gonna read it anyway! Just go! Shoo!"
"Okay, but-"
In a flash you slammed the door. I sit still staring at it, wondering if I would get my-
"Candy!" The door opened slightly, and a full sized Snackers bar was thrown into my pumpkin. "Here! I'm not *that* much of a jerk.."
I stare inside my pumpkin and tightly embrace it.
"At least i got something out of this!" I say to myself, skipping and jumping back to my house.
You stare at the window. "This is gonna be AWESOME!!" You whisper-shout.
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Hi! I gathered the strength to actually make a new book for you! I hope you enjoy it and have a great day in quarantine!
Yours truly,
Off-white