wattpads offical bible

Currently committing a sin with @NoJimmyProtested000 
          I don't have anything to say for my defense.

Sorry not sorry for be bisex :>

Is the Bible 4 blm?

Um, hi! Ya know, I was wondering... If I've read smut, could ya cleanse mah soul? Or am I too far gone?

Yo Bible! I need to ask you for a favour! I already spoke with Jesus but he hasn’t replied yet! I know! He’s a busy man. Now, me and my best mate Tommy are very scared of very large muscle man Satan and was wondering if you could cleanse us from our sins and reserve some spots for us up in Heaven. If you do I’ll buy you a pint and a bag of wotsits. Cheers Mate! 
          

I ate my bible