Hi.
My name is Life.
I put you all into existance.
Don't believe the lies your parents told you.
I created you.
Not them.
Anyways, I got bored, so now I'm here.
And stop giving back the lemons.
They were gifts.
Learn how to make lemonade.
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theofficiallife
May 02, 2019 12:35AM
Hello everyone!Sorry for my inactivity lately.I was busy trying to keep Death from going on a murderous rampage.Anyways, I was just wondering if anyone needs any lemons?They're free.Take them.View all Conversations
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