When life gives you lemons, send them back and ask for pineapples instead. 

Scientists have discovered that two elephants are indeed heavier than one. 

Think of a number between 0 and 10. Now press your spacebar 3 times. I'll now read your mind......... Your number was 7!!!

I just amazed 10% of the people reading this. 

That awkward moment when you can't relate to any of the awkward moment posts.

I tried donating my body to science, but they said: "No, thank you."