A whimsical creature and a violent consumer of books. Please feel free to harshly critique whatever works I put up. I could use the advice. 
If you want to get rid of me, put me in a library with wifi, a computer, a beanbag and a lifetime's supply of tea. You'll never see me emerge for a very, very long time. 
Thank you, fellow human, for finding my account worthy of your attention. I'm sure you have better things to do, and yet here you are. My gratitude.