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Happy Pride Month.
theonthenerd
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Happy AAPI
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i have the urge to animate the sailor song with da naval provinces of china and north pyongan. my rough idea that its shandong jiangsu zhejiang hebei fujian guangdong guangxi and hainan cooking this typa shit up. they kidnap north pyongan when north visits, asking for a short trip in the beach. hainan tries to hook up with north pyongan being the annoying girl. some jumping off the ship, got a shark to chase them, ate sea urchin skin while drunk, got them lost and into international waters -> fucking woke taiwan up with their partying and almost caused ww3 and north panic cuz north pyongan is gone. zhejiang is prob getting everyone drunk, fujian starting a gambling empire on the ship should i chat
theonthenerd
and north pyongan while drunk on zhejiang's wine thinks hainan is liaoxi since theyre both a light yellow
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@sdog101 also should i add north pyongan ending up drunk, china and north catching this crew right before np and hainan were about to fuck
theonthenerd
im actually wondering how the hell i gey into the weirdest situations. i just found out my boyfriend is actually my third cousin as my grandfather was his grandmother's cousin
am i cooked bro
theonthenerd
fujian 2.O™ coming soon
(suggest me which other provinces to do. i already have heilongjiang, sichuan, n hainan on my to do list)
PKI-Offical-
The discord chats be going hard
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Approximately how many tuahs need to be hawked in order for the Top G rizz to mog Ohio?
antwaainette
i miss u theo
idfccallmewhatever
RAWRRRRRR
THE KOREAN'S WORKER PARTY X PKI
*runs away*
theonthenerd
The urge to buy a talking coffee machine and give it to Korea
theonthenerd
@ 4shiro (my rich Chinese grandpa has two talking machines, a tea machine and a coffee dispenser. I need to ask him where did he get it from))