theonthenerd

I couldn't wait even a summer.

my mom suddenly said she wants to take me to Zhangjiajie in Hunan damn
          shes gonna pay for it if i pass my 12th grade national examss

Happy Pride Month.

i have the urge to animate the sailor song with da naval provinces of china and north pyongan. my rough idea that its shandong jiangsu zhejiang hebei fujian guangdong guangxi and hainan cooking this typa shit up. they kidnap north pyongan when north visits, asking for a short trip in the beach. hainan tries to hook up with north pyongan being the annoying girl. some jumping off the ship, got a shark to chase them, ate sea urchin skin while drunk, got them lost and into international waters -> fucking woke taiwan up with their partying and almost caused ww3 and north panic cuz north pyongan is gone. zhejiang is prob getting everyone drunk, fujian starting a gambling empire on the ship should i chat

im actually wondering how the hell i gey into the weirdest situations. i just found out my boyfriend is actually my third cousin as my grandfather was his grandmother's cousin
          
          am i cooked bro

fujian 2.O™ coming soon
          (suggest me which other provinces to do. i already have heilongjiang, sichuan, n hainan on my to do list)

The discord chats be going hard 

@-ineedtoeatpotatoes- WTF IS THIS SKIBIDI LANGUAGE

i miss u theo

RAWRRRRRR 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          THE KOREAN'S WORKER PARTY X PKI 
          
          
          
          *runs away*