The totally cliched, super average, self-conscious, self-absorbed, angst-filled teenager. An avid fan of too many films, shows, books, singers and bands to list. There is not enough literature in the world to keep this boy happy. Nor is there enough cake. I wish I could whistle, and go to Disneyland. Writing and Literature combined course at Anglia Ruskin University. One day I'll be publishing your work, so you should be nice to me.