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Another chapter is out bitches. My break was shorter than I thought . Anyways enjoy your fap xx

Sorry guys I’m kinda busy . There won’t be new fapping material  for a couple days but feel free to fap to some of my older works ;)   I’ll have yall beating your meat to some spicy stuff soon enough don’t worry. 

PHEW That was the longest fap of my life!! I’m back tho bitches. Come read my latest master piece. I promise to finish it this time :p

Uploading 2 times in one night?? Oo I am a cheeky boi aren’t I hehe OwO

I have returned!! Bitches check out my new book Putin x Stephen Hawking: my gaping black hole. You’ll be in for a treat ;)

There won’t be another book for a while I’m afraid :( I need some time to come up with more supper PG ideas and content. Thanks for understanding my darlings 

Guys!!!!!!!!!! The last chapter is finally out!!!!!!!  Get your peepee at the ready ;). (No fap zone!)

Chapter 4: Chingly’s revenge is out!! Give it a read my lovelies :)))))

Ok my lovelies!!! Chapter 3 is out now!!! I’ve got a lot of gay stuff for the LGBTQ+ readers out there. Enjoy!!!;)

Heyyy guys!! So. I’ve decided to continue with the 1D one cos my recent one turned out to not be disgusting enough! So enjoy! Ps. There is some slight racism and gonorrhoea