❝You call yourself Fat Amy?❞
❝Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.❞

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Hi, I'm Fat Amy.

I'm 19 and a member of the Barden Bellas. Did I mention, I'm the best singer in Tasmania... with teeth. I also mermaid dance.

❝I'M GONNA KILL HIM! I'M GONNA FINISH HIM LIKE A CHEESECAKE!❞

I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously, also. So.. it would probably be good if you didn't hit me with flying Mexican food.

It doesn't matter if you're thin, as long as you have a fat heart. That's what I always say. If I didn't, the rest of the Bellas would be in trouble.. or, 'treble.'

❝Yeah no, don't put me down for cardio.❞

Did I mention, I love to horizontal run? I hardly ever vertical run, it's too tiring.

❝So, I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?❞
❝Weeeelll... sometimes I have the feeling that I can do crystal meth, but then I think.. mm.. bedda not.❞

FAT AMY OUT, ACA-BYE!

[Pitch Perfect Anon]