thepxnis-

okayokay. we complain bout teenagers and their music and I give you hearteyes and then we moan bc hair. and I like to kill you in the kitchen. you're my one and only loser friend that has a shitty name. marry me again or I'll cut your nipples off

and you just exploded in the microwave-
          we should renew our vows

wait it was a thorn crown
          bc you asked for black roses and it poked holes in your head :-) 
          what a beautiful wedding we had

remember that flower crown I made you for our wedding c':
          ily bby

dION I JUST REALISED THIS-
          this is hOW WE FIRST MET 
          OH BBY COME LOVE ME BC MONTHSARY

omfg-
          memories

your profile is awesome i like it

Lol me and my friend saw you and we're like WTF

Oh My God i just stumbled upon your profile and i just love your profile pic XD you sound very sassy and just plain awesome XD

wtf