President Obama

hey guys with new bae #transgym

can the hub please stop telling me to hook up with desperate whores in my area? im already married to one i dont need any more

guys im gonna be honest with you i have never seen two pretty bestfriends

michelle please let me out of my room im hungry havent aten in 7 days help lease help yelp ehepp

Michelle,
                 
                  I know we’ve had a rough patch but please, I need you. You may be boning the mailman, the butler, the chef, the maid, and more, but I know we can fix this. You can still have your other people but I need you to still be with me. Truth is Michelle, I’m gay. I was a president, I can’t let it get out that I’m gay or else my reputation will be ruined. Of course, it won’t be real, you just have to go to all the presidential shit and act like you’re my wife. Please, I know you don’t want to, but I’m begging you. If you don’t, I’ll tell everyone you’re transgender and your reputation and business will be ruined. 
          
                                                    Sincerely, 
                                  Your fake Husband, Barack

We're no strangers to love
          You know the rules and so do I
          A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
          You wouldn't get this from any other guy
          I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
          Gotta make you understand
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down 
          Never gonna run a round and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 
          We've known each other for so long
          Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
          Inside we both know what's been going on
          We know the game and we're gonna play it
          And if you ask me how I'm feeling
          Don't tell me you're too blind to see
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          Never gonna give, never gonna give
          (Give you up)
          (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
          (Give you up)
          We've known each other for so long
          Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
          Inside we both know what's been going on
          We know the game and we're gonna play it
          I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
          Gotta make you understand
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry
          Never gonna say goodbye
          Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
          Never gonna give you up
          Never gonna let you down
          Never gonna run around and desert you
          Never gonna make you cry

Wait this isn’t my email wtf I swear I was talking to Michelle this is awkward 

stfu bitch

Why does she not love me? I try so hard...but it’s always fucking woman rights and Ryan Reynolds 

Fuck