Straight Up Trash™

I followed you cause your bio is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen since that time when my mom choked on cheese wizz. 

your username made me laugh for longer than i'd like to admit

I'm not okay either

Your bio is beautiful

Im in love with your bio

Your bio is perfect

i just wanted to take a moment to say i love everything about your bio. 
          okay bye

Ur bio is my life butttt I would have made a milk fic joke.and holy shit your name I can't rn 

that picture of ryan that's your profile picture killed me 

your bio is amazing