Hi, I'm the biggest dork you'll ever meet. That's where my name comes from. Dan de Dork. No, not my real name, obviously. I really like food. A lot. I don't know, it's awesome. I'd marry food if I could, but then you know society. Anyways, I'm a debater and I love math. I also like writing. The latter is something not all of my friends know, so consider yourself lucky that I told you! ha x

I love my gaybur with all my heart. She's my everything. :) I really like stuffed toys and chocolate. Basically they're my antidepressants but whatever. We all are different. I mostly write dorky fics and stories, I'm not a professional writer. Boo.

I like sports! But I suck at them. That's my problem. So I stick with writing and debating. Oh talents, where art thou. 

"Give me love like never before. Because lately I've been craving more."
-Ed Sheeran