thesimpliconfused

You have the weirdest names ever.

booksnob

I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! 
          
          H O M O S E X U A L I T Y

thesimpliconfused

@booksnob  Pine trees don't eat people. That's a fact.
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booksnob

@thesimpliconfused BUT IM SOBER!!!! NOW WATCH ME RAPE YOU! *feeds you to the pine trees* 
            
            YOU JUST GOT RAPED BY BOOKSNOB. YOU′RE WELCOME :3
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thesimpliconfused

Get off my MB. Come back when you're sober.
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booksnob

I want you to define love.

thesimpliconfused

@booksnob If you don't know what normal is....how can you say I'm becoming normal???
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booksnob

@thesimpliconfused I am not normal.... but I am more normal than you? But what IS normal??
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booksnob

I'm tired of Alpha heroes and Beta heroes. I want an Omega hero. 
          "He's the last guy she ever thought she'd love." Lets write one!!!! An erotica!!

thesimpliconfused

@booksnob ok, ok. Don't get your knickers in a twist. We'll think something up.
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booksnob

@thesimpliconfused Im serious about this.
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booksnob

I hate missing people :( I miss ...... everyone! I randonly miss school now. Ugh why now? Why after.... 5 months (wait, has it been 5 already? )

thesimpliconfused

@booksnob what did you want me to say? That you're my sun, my moon and my stars?
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booksnob

@thesimpliconfused aaaaand... you can laugh at me now :)
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thesimpliconfused

When I told you that, you laughed. -_-
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booksnob

AM I THE LIGHT IN YOUR DARKEST TIME? BECAUSE YOU ARE DEFINITELY MINE. I MEAN, ONE OF MY LIGHTS. KR IS THE FIRST. I told her something today and she said, ″Thank you for the entertainment. I have been so bored with my life!″ SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LETS ME EMBRACE MY WEIRDNESS. SHE AND YOU... AND MAYBE POO AND QUITE POSSIBLY ASR TOO. BUT ASR IS A HORN DOG. THATS WHY I LOVE HER!!!!! Also, she really liked Kade. And anyone who likes Kade is my fave <3 :*

booksnob

@thesimpliconfused I know, its a show right? I was just giving you time to rethink your response.
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booksnob

@thesimpliconfused whaaaaaaaat? No, seriously what?
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booksnob

I keep forgetting i have a phone and I keep forgetting to put it on charge and switch it on!

thesimpliconfused

@booksnob Too bad it melted in the heat! Jk. I put it in the freezer so it wouldn't melt!
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booksnob

@thesimpliconfused awwwwww thats a speshul snowflake. Savor it! :D
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thesimpliconfused

@booksnob  Ooh look there's a tiny snowflake on my nose!!!
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booksnob

Nu nu.... i feel so tired. I feel like Im experiencing jet lag. Can you believe that?????? I have been staying in my bed all week and i feel jet lagged. Im the dumbest snowflake out there. Yesh, i call myself a speshul snowflake now. Its such a cool word 8|

thesimpliconfused

You must be feeling really jetlagged then.
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booksnob

*sigh* How do I get a life...? HOW?

thesimpliconfused

@booksnob But once you eat it, there'll be no more cake left for you to have.
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booksnob

@thesimpliconfused what? If I have a cake I WILL EAT IT!
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thesimpliconfused

@booksnob You can't have your cake and eat it too.
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