Well, hello, person of the internet!
Welcome to the joint account of @pinkishpony (SP) and @HandSanitizerFreak (VM)!
Honestly, if you look at our profiles, you'll see what you need to know, but whatever. 
So what you need to know is:
-we are weird; we like to smell hand sanitizer
-we're procrastinators
-we have some of the oddest conversations
-we make no sense sometimes
-last, we read like there's no tomorrow

We'll be starting a book soon, so look out for it, lovelies of the internet!