"Remember kids; violence is not the answer. It is the question, at which point the answer is yes."




10 incredibly useless things about me that can live rent free in your head:




1. Coffee makes my head hurt, but I'm also not someone that get up easily every morning, so life just sucks until lunchtime.

2. I never get ghosted by friends, seeing as I normally am the ghost-er (also, what friends?)

3. If you were to message me, I'd probably send you depression memes because that's what I do in my spare time.

4. I have an older sister (but really-who asked?)

5. Said older sister has to often remind me to not hate myself constantly.

6. Music is a big part of my life because I don't talk to anyone about how my mental health is (theyaskyouhowyouareandyoujusthavetosaythatyou'refinewhenyou'renotreallyfinebutyoujustcan'tgetintoitbecausetheywouldneverundersTAND-)

7. I don't play many video games so please don't ask me about that, because the best I can do is sit there and nod like I understand what you're saying.

8. I don't mind when other people carry a conversation, seeing as I'm rather socially inept (I really don't know what you're going to do with this information)

9. My favourite colour is black. I probably should have started with something basic like this, but I'm too lazy to go back and change it now.

10. I'm a pretty empathetic (emphasis on the 'pathetic') person, so if you feel like venting to a stranger online, I guess I exist.


I use any pronouns if you were wondering (ha, tAKE THAT FRENCH CLASS), and uh-yeah, I guess that's it. Oh, and you can me Vi, or author, or dumbass, or Bob, or whatever you feel like. I don't think I really care.






































































You can stop reading now.








































Really, I'm just wasting your time.











































































Thank you for staying, but I really was just wasting your time.