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(っ◔◡◔)っ 𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊!

This is the official- and hopefully unchanging- webpage for Rosie, ya friendly neighbourhood sleep paral-𝘮𝘮𝘱𝘩!

*silence* 

*intense staring from offstage*

... 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘦. Have it your way, ya crusty old woman. 

ℑ𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔡, 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢-! 𝔚𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰, 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔴𝔢 𝖓𝖔𝖙?!

What? We both know ya'd be one heck of a sleep paralysis demon. I'm just sayin'. 

𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔩, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔪𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔢𝔢 𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔡𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝖔𝖓 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔦𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔶. 

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*𝖋𝖊𝖉-𝖚𝖕 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍* 𝔅𝔢 𝔞 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔯𝔬𝔭 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫, 𝔍𝔬𝔢. 𝔚𝔢'𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢...𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔥𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔡𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢.


No, 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵, Rosie, hold on-


▀▄▀▄▀▄ ⓟ𝐥𝔢ᵃＳ𝓔 şŦคŇ𝓓 βү ▄▀▄▀▄▀


...And we're back. Let's try that again, shall we?

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(っ◔◡◔)っ 𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊!

This is the real Ros!e talking this time; my assistant must be due for a re-winding. Anyhow...

 Some of you may know me from my previous Wattpad account (@rosieathearthside; a.k.a., the most unholy webpage on the face of the 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵), but I'm pretty sure I've moved to this one to stay. 

I love writing, reading, dabbling various incoherences into sketchbooks, and theatre. Especially theatre (if it wasn't already a dead giveaway... XD). And a lot of my theatrical tendencies have a habit of leaking into my writing, so if you do follow me, be prepared to put up with lots of tomfoolery on my part. :'D

For those of you into the DSMP, I've recently finished writing my first-ever AU/OC fanfic, "An Herb's Guide to Drowning"!! If you're into the Tales of the SMP side of the server, feel free to dive into the little insane world I've forged. XD

So...yeah.

𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊!