The Assassin (that says ass twice aha)

Wtf

HAAAAYYY

Yup

@HotWhiskeyEyes 
          Sexually frustrated weirdo. 

All this snappiness and romance is f*cking with my head. I need to write some magic and fantasy OR I WILL FLACKING DIE. 
          IVE ALREADY PLANNED OUT TWO. 
          IM JUST TOO LAZY TO WRITE THEM. 

OMG STARRY YOU PERFECT B*TCH

HAI 
          Imma update all my fanfics today. for you.
          MEEP. 

ALRIGHT THEN STRANGE ONE

AAAAH WTF PEOPLE READ THE FANFIC NOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO AWKWARD FLR ME....AH WELL. I GUESS I STILL HAFTA POST THE FORST CHAPPIE FOR YOU GUYS. IF YOU WANT. WAIT. WHO. I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD READ IT. D:

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK BRO