thesweaterhoe

My brain: between school and work, you probably won’t have enough time to dedicate yourself to writing books on here
          	
          	Me, making a new oneshot book: y’all hear sumn?

starspelt

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@headphonesonfull
          
          All of the sudden, Escanor fucking kicks the door down to ronni’s room and the sins pile in. “L
          “YO RONNI, WE HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT. SAYING YOU WERE A BAD BEAN.” Ban yelled as he glommed her in a hug, pouting.
          “WELL ITS NOT TRUE. YOU’RE THE BEST BEAN. WE LOVE YOU. SO HUSH.” Diane yelled back, whining loudly enough to make King’s ears bleed.
          
          And then they hugged her until she died of heat stroke and Emily fed her body to a goat.
          
          The end.