thetacticalbro
byzantine history be like >Mike XIIIIIIII the milk drinker inherent the throne from his father John the beer hater at the age of 16 >from the south a mighty kahn rises to take the byzantine lands with a force of 5 mighty farmers >ten thousand people and soldiers including eight generals dies >the nobles lead a civil war to overthrow Mike and replace him with his brother Alex XVIIIIIIIIIIII the beer lover but he hated milk so they led another civil war to replace Alex with Mike >Mike XIIIIIIII the milk lover dies after he got the "smallus dickus" disease he ruled for 1 minute