@Pes0Pengu1n, Alright, I’ve already wasted 10 seconds of my life on you so let’s hurry this up. On your profile, it says your age ranges from 0 to 1,000,000, and you’re confusing me, because you have the intelligence of an unborn fetus, but you look like you’re at least a billion years old. And where the heck did that Tumblr link in your bio go? Did it disappear like every potential love interest you had as soon as they took one look at you? No hard feelings here, please don’t take any of this to heart. I think you’re amazing, and keep telling your stories to the world. I believe in you, and I do not mean a single word I said in these roasts, it’s just a bit of naughty fun. (I know they suck, I never said I was good at it), but at least I’m better at roasts than you are at maintaining a fulfilling social life/j