I'm bored so let me write here. 

***I'm an ambivert, more on a sarcastic but lazy side. I drink a lot. I smoke. I do crazy things.***

***I enjoy watching suspense/thriller/crime shows. I hate romantic comedies.***

***I'm a loyal and honest friend. Too honest for my own good most of the time. If I get offensive, let me know. Chances are I'll never know unless you tell me because I'm simply insensitive.***

***I like all sweet things. The sweeter, the better! I like salty and sour food, too. I don't eat or drink anything hot. How can someone enjoy that when your tongue is burning?***

That's all for now. I'll come back if I have something worse to say.