I am the whoreax

Hands down to the most aEsThETiC pfp in wattpad

YOUR PROFILE BRO I LOVE IT

I love feeling like a wattpad celebrity 

OKAY OKAY I DID IT TWITTER IN PERSONAL WEBSITE THING!!

Guys i officially have twitter now

HI!!

I love how i start half of these stories as jokes just to clown people out of boredom and end up staying for the plot

Deez nuts

I just had someone dm me saying sorry for the typos in their story bc i commented a joke about how there were a lot of typos and now i feel like a bitch bc I realized people might not realize my whole account is satire ‍♀️

I literally have no idea what im supposed to say here tbh