alice

alice learning the ukulele obstacle #42766585487 
          
          
          dropped my pick in my tea

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          LOOKLOOKLOOK AT THIS READ IT EDUCATE YOURSELF IT'S MOSTLY CORRECT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT PLEASE

me: i'm not even out to that many people like everyone's surprised and i have to do heaps of explaining and no one expects that i'm not straigh and 
          
          
          also me: i'm writing a christmas love story and it's called The Twelve Gays of Christmas

guess who finally watched Spider-man Homecoming  woo  
          
          tom holland is the second beaniest bean my goSh he's dumb as h*ck but such a bean
          
          
          also i'm listenin to Blue Neighbourhood for the first time in AgEs n it sounds like pink smoke and wildflowers dAmn i am fr*cken zazzed for ts2  gettin leaked

my mum is onto my pansexual ass 
          
          she's trying to wrench me out of the closet help

Existance Update:
          my family
          
          just bought 
          
          a dog 
          
          Dear Lord Almighty I have a dog.

just published a chapter of madness, forgot to add that my mum also wrote something on the sign 'Children are advised that all bathrooms are the property of mortage holders' so that was nice. 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/396554051-madness-story-time-kids
          
          Also I cut my own hair and it's short and pretty and i love it woo

Sorry for the spam, but Wattpad's being weird and glitching out, so I'll be re-publishing a lot of chapters, don't worry, nothing new. Also sorry about the angst in 'MADNESS', hopefully next time I'll feel much happier

Just got yelled at for watching Dan and Phil instead of doing my maths homework and my eyes hurt bc ive been on my laptop for five hours but i made tea and pet two dogs today so its all fine

PROTIP~ If you're feeling stressed and/or angry/overwhelmed/sad because feels google 'Minimalist Tumblr' it is literally just the most calming, beautiful, aesthetic thing and I love it so yeah you're welcome.