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・-*:⋆·➤ "My life is like a romantic comedy except there is no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes." ✎
꒰➳ "Like strangers
Perfect pretenders
We're falling head over heels
For something that ain't real." ✎
・-*:⋆·➤ "You know that tingly feeling when you like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body." ✎
꒰➳ "Guilt is self-destructive. When someone cuts themselves, they are overpowered by guilt. When someone kills themselves, they believe they don't believe to live. Our own minds convince us we deserve nothing but what all we are doing to hurt ourselves. Reasons don't matter, only guilt does, pain does." ✎
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・-*:⋆·➤ "I wish you'd stop being useless and start being pizza." ✎
꒰➳ "I won't be impressed by technology until I can download pizza." ✎
・-*:⋆·➤ "Why can't someone look at me like they look at pizza?" ✎
꒰➳ "The difference between your opinion and pizza is that I asked for pizza." ✎
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・-*:⋆·➤ "Being able to respond with sarcasm to a stupid question within seconds is a sign of a healthy brain." ✎
꒰➳ "Do you think that one day, the world just got sick of humans and was like, 'Fuck this shit, I'm running this show now.' and just took over to make life suck for us? And do you ever think that we deserve it?" ✎
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