Hey.

Well, this is an awkward start.

* Whistles while rocking back and forth on feet *

How ya doing?

I'm doing just swell, thanks for asking.

Hey, while you are here, why don't you check out my stories? Okay? Cool. Thanks.

Hey, hey! I see you, trying to click away! Get your hands off the trackpad, or mouse, or....i dunno! Just freeze.

Okay, good, now that we're friends again, why don't you mosey on down and click on a story.

Yeah, that's right, keep scrolling, girlfriend.

Yeah, you like it don't you? No? Ah, well. It was worth a shot