『My Vocabulary: 70% swearing, 20% sarcasm and 10% attitude』

『Don't have faith in: Love』

》Hey humans! I'm Zayn Khan. I am an eccentric alien with nyctophilia and acute insomnia, who have spent the 10 years of her life as an avid reader! 

》But whatsoever, cutting the cake on the 17th of April every year is what I hate. I curse the day I was born as that day the most clumsy, zealous, musicophile, creature stepped on earth with satan blessing her with a hell load of mischievousness and sarcasm. Feel free to pm me though, I'm a very talkative person. Follow me for a follow back! And please be sure to check out my book, "Not A Fairytale".

》Taylor Swift • Selena Gomez • Atif Aslam • Bilal Saeed • 5 Seconds Of Summer • One Direction • Zayn Malik •

➳ Never change yourself for anyone else or else you'll only be a copy of them, be original. Have a 'fuck you' attitude on and don't let the shit other people say get to you, that will only make you look weak.

➳ With ninety six gallon of cake and 4 gallon of dark chocolate..

I wanna say a mere goodbye!