thezestywalru

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*sighs in I used to think Smokescreen was a massive improvement from ABR (and it's definitely still an improvement) but oh my fuck I couldn't get through the high school walru cringe of the first chapter.*

Pencil_Land_

@thezestywalru ahh relatable- I thought Smokescreen was pretty good but I digress- it's so real to hate things you wrote a long time ago tho
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thezestywalru

this message may be offensive 
*sighs in I used to think Smokescreen was a massive improvement from ABR (and it's definitely still an improvement) but oh my fuck I couldn't get through the high school walru cringe of the first chapter.*

Pencil_Land_

@thezestywalru ahh relatable- I thought Smokescreen was pretty good but I digress- it's so real to hate things you wrote a long time ago tho
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OLIXOLIX2308

Hello! Your work "Smokescreen" is one of the best fan fictions I've ever read. And I'd like to ask you: can I translate your work into Polish? Let me, and a lot of Poles will thank you for it. Of course I would mark you as the original author. I've always done that, that's why a lot of authors trusted me.

OLIXOLIX2308

Thank you!
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thezestywalru

@OLIXOLIX2308 Go ahead! Send me the link when you finish.
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Pencil_Land_

are you still on here? if so, I know where your username is from ;)

Pencil_Land_

@thezestywalru woah I got it right! my class is so bad that we don't get to do kahoots anymore lol- wait you're in college :0 I'm probs gonna forget abt this account by them lol
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thezestywalru

@Pencil_Land_ Nope, it was on purpose! The story behind it was that my 7th grade bio teacher made us only have Kahoot names that were an adjective and then an animal. Unfortunately, they had character limits, so I could only fit in 'thezestywalru' instead of 'thezestywalrus'. Thus, the name was born and I made my Wattpad account shortly after. That was about eight years ago now.
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Pencil_Land_

woahh :0 and idk if this was intentional but your user is the name of Ben's operation in SSSS- eh it's probs unrelated :/
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thezestywalru

Hypothetically, if you want a sneak peek into the Spy school fic I will be posting here after I finish it, you should look me up on ao3. Hypothetically, of course.

ICanSeeTheStars08

@thezestywalru Hypothetically, that's great
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thezestywalru

@ICanSeeTheStars08 Hypothetically, I have it up here now and the next chapter might be up by the end of the week.
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thezestywalru

@ICanSeeTheStars08 hypothetically? Yes
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thezestywalru

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Rereading my spy school fics and cringing very hard (wow, I really said "edge lord" for Ben). Might fuck around and write another fic. Could be gay. I have a good idea because I've been reading too many OOQ fics and also reading too many declassified CIA documents. Any votes for the ship?
          Mike/Ben
          Erica/Zoe
          Alwaysmale!Erica/Ben

thezestywalru

@kinsleeclark0 Babe I wrote a new book
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thezestywalru

@kinsleeclark0 which ship or idea
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kinsleeclark0

YES PLEASE
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thezestywalru

Once again receiving the yearly urge to delete the books I wrote when I was 12.

Quidditch16

LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD ME THOUGHT THEY WERE SLAYING WHEN IN FACT SOME OF MY WRITING RHAT IVE REREAD LATER IS SO BAD ITS LIKE PAINFULLY CRINGEY LMAO
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Quidditch16

THATS SO VALID LMAO LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE YOUR BOOKS AND I LOVE THAT PPL LIKE MINE BUT WOW DO I GWT THE URGE TO WIPE IT ALL AND START OVER LOL
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hardgumy

@thezestywalru BUT WHY
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InfernoMonke

Hey zesty, I read your story WIAAD a year and a half or so ago, and it was the first fanfic I'd ever read. I had enjoyed it a lot and it was the story that introduced me to the fanfic world. I left the spy school community a long time ago and went on to other fandoms, but just recently I've decided to reread stuff in this community as a more mature person. I also read the Percy Jackson books around 8 months ago, and since then I've been occasionally reading PJO fanfics. I just wanted to thank you for writing excellent stories, and I hope you continue. Cheers

thezestywalru

@InfernoMonke Babe I wrote a new book
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