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Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!

I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT! 
          THAT CAME STRAIGHT OUTTA THE FUCKBOY DICTIONARY
          NO NUT NOVEMBER 
          APPARENTLY A BUNCH OF BETA ASS MF THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA 
          TO GO THE WHOLE MONTH OF NOVEMBER WITHOUT DROPPING A LOAD⁉️
          AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
          IF YOU AIN’T SPANKIN’ IT 
          OR YOU AIN’T BANGIN’ IT 
          YOU AIN’T NO FUCKING MAN
          Chad:”hey billy i have a swell idea! Why don’t we go to the whole month of November without busting a nut. Hashtag it on Instagram to show that we’re cool”
          Billy: “well golly jeepers chad! That sounds rad! It’ll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes!!? And hang out a GameStop”
          FUCK THAT
          HOW BOUT A NO MISS THE GYM NOVEMBER
          NO MISS A MEAL NOVEMBER️
          OR A NO LEAVING YOUR WEIGHTS ON THE FUCKING MACHINE AND WALKIN’ AWAY WHEN YOU’RE DONE LIKE A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT NOVEMBER. 
          SO LADIES
          IF YOUR MAN IS INTO NO NUT NOVEMBER SLIDE IN MY DM
          I’LL GIVE YOU A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
          CAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO SEX 
          I WIN MORE
          THAN A 300 BOWLER
          WHEN I BEND YOU OVER
          HAND ON YOUR SHOULDER
          I’LL BUST MORE NUTS 
          THAN A WOODEN TOY SOLIDER ⁉️
          SWOLE IS THE GOAL
          SIZE IS THE PRIZE
          ITS GAINZ O’CLOCK  MOTHERFUCKER
          LETS GOOO